Getting to know our "English"

The following terms/phrases are excerpts from the New World Dictionary: JJ edition. 

(found only in select stores)

A:

• Appple (ap-pp-le) a fruit which grows on trees and used for such things as: apple juice, apple sauce, apple pie, apple butter or just to feed to dogs.

B:

• Behnbeh (beh-n-beh) the dog which resides in JJ's house, also known as Bentley.

• Bah dah (bah-dah): phrase used when scolding aforementioned dog.  example: "Bah dah behnbeh!" translation: "Bad dog, Bent Bent!"

D:

• Dier (dye-er): and undergarment meant to collect and confine secretions of the toilet impaired.

E:

• Eggah (ae-gg-ah): a protein derived from chicken bootie.  Presented in a shell (note: shell is inedible)

F:

• Fuhfuh (fuh-fuh): the blanket to which JJ is permanently attached.

G:

• Grah (gr-ah): JJ's paternal grandmother

H:

• Hehh (h-eh): cranium. used in common expressions such as: "fall dow, bonk hehh, owww."

I:

• Ikee (eye-kee): a Delicious concoction of cream, sugar and eggs, frozen to perfection. Also see: Ice cream

J:

• JJ (j-j): a identification of self. Also see: the boy who lives in the mirror, the boy who we must vist often, the boy who looks just like me.

K:

• Keaid (k-ee-ah-id): small humans, most commonly found in our yard.  Origin: unknown

L:

• Lade (lay-dee): a woman, most commonly the cashier at the grocery store.

M:

• Mehian (me-i-an): a substance taken either orally rubbed on skin that helps with the healing of sickness and/or scrapes and bruises.

• Meme (mee-mee): pacifier, also  see permanent attachment.

N:

• No (noh): used for smelling and sometime kisses.  Usually found in the center of your face.

O:

• Oh, wooooooow (oh, wooooooow): Expression. Commonly used to express amazement and awe

P:

• Pees (Pee-ze): also known as please, the opposite of thank you.

Q:
R:

• Raisin (rae-zin): Two meanings:

                                              A. dried and shriveled grapes. Great snacks.
                                              B. water that falls from the sky.
S:

• Shir (sh-er): article of clothing usually worn on the top half of your body.

T:

• Tee (tea): the box which projects pictures, usually used for entertainment. In the Lentsch household, it is used to watch netflix.

U:

• Uereir (un-er-air): an undergarment used in place of aforementioned "Diers"

W:

• Weegand (wee-g-an-d): a red, flat-bed contraption used to ride in and/or haul things like blocks and daddy.  Also see: Wagon

 
Y:

• Yep, Hill (yep h-i-ll) a common expression of agreeing or a simple silence breaker derived from the show "King of the Hill" and found rather hilarious by 22 month olds.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------